Sweat

I saw this commercial the other day and grew terribly self conscious. This is me, but it not only pours out of my armpits, it also gushes out of my back, my chest and a spot on my head. When I begin to sweat, I become Niagara Falls - AND I HATE IT. Such quirky reality is the life of Bryan, indeed.

I share my excessive waterworks problem as part of my 12 step psychological approach towards my sweating anxiety. I leave the gym and people ask me, "where's the pool?". There isn't a pool. I simply sweat that much. It is even worse when I'm teaching and speaking in public. My nerves trigger the sprinkler system and gush, the Colorado river. Nice chemical imbalance, eh?