What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved.
How much do pirates pay for their earrings?
A buccaneer.
What did the bee to say to the flower?
"Hey, Bud, when do you open?"
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic?
Halfway.
Can an elephant jump higher than a lamppost?
Yes. Lampposts can't jump.
What is large, gray, and wears glass slippers?
Cinderelephant.
What did the hot dog say when he crossed the finish line?
I am the wiener!
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